Lessons Learned in Thailand

1. When the villagers say, "This is the dry season", assume it will rain!

2. If you, see a cloud, assume it will rain.

3. Always carry an umbrella.

4. Rain water is good for the hair, bad for the cell phone.

5. Always have your cell phone in a plastic bag.

6. Make sure you have clean, dry underwear when you arrive home.

7. We will appreciate pizza delivery when we get back to the U.S.